Wow. WHY IS EVERYONE SO TAN? They are tanner than they were in the summer…when this show was filmed, so I’m calling bullsh*t on that glow, girls. I also find it interesting that Amit is even invited to the reunion, as he was barely on the show to begin with. I mean, who IS Amit?!
The Summer House cast gives their personal hello to Andy Cohen and the host wastes no time diving in to find out the inside scoop. A platinum blonde Lindsay introduces her new “friends,” her implants, and she admits to “hanging out” with Everett again. Andy pries and wants to know the inner workings of this volatile relationship that most of the housemates refuse to support. Kyle states that “it was hard to be supportive of that relationship” and Lindsay retorts that the “guy’s in love with me. I don’t blame him.” Riiiiiiiiiiiiight. Read more
The season finale of Summer House is already here…times flies when you’re watching a handful of drunk people bicker and party.
Last episode, Amanda was passed out in bed and instead of staying with her, Kyle leapt at the chance to party solo. Out he went into the Hampton’s night. After a long night raging, the last one to enter the house is Kyle…long after the rest of his roommates stumble home. According to the girls, Kyle was “light-hearted and fun-” way different than when he is around his girlfriend. Lauren cannot seem to understand how Kyle could censor himself for Amanda, but alas Lauren, it is truly none of your business. Read more
We are treated to the continuation of the Kyle/Amanda fight from last episode of Summer House. Just a refresher, according to Kyle, “summer should be fun. Amanda- not fun.” Amanda is left crying. Kyle is still raging.
While everyone is figuring out the rest of the night, Kyle passes out at 10:57. So much for summer being fun, huh? But then…SURPRISE. He comes back from the dead to find Amanda (still) crying in the hot tub. I don’t blame Amanda really. Kyle drunk proposes to the girl every other night.
The rest of the house parties until the wee hours of the morning and it seems like all’s well in Stephen-land. Turns out that Travis, his new man, does actually like Stephen! At least someone can experience reciprocated love in this house. Read more
The boys are doing weird dance moves in the kitchen late-night and Kyle is ULTRA wasted. He falls asleep with his sneakers on and I’m about to grab a sharpie and show him what happens. That’s like party rule #1! #amateur. Read more