No one ever said marriage was easy…and it’s a particularly rough go for these couples on “90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After?”
David & Annie:
I wanna know where David was able to snag himself a red “Xtreme” mini pick-up truck. It’s a comical vehicle for a guy like David to be whipping around in. It’s certainly not making Annie fall for David. She’s over the U S of A and she is particularly leery about meeting David’s sister, Nancy, who is coming to visit Louisville. David thinks that “Nancy may be weirded out that Annie is 25 years younger,” but is very excited for her to meet Annie. However, David has a hidden agenda and we learn why David is suddenly reaching out to big sis, Nancy! The guy needs some dough. Where is his buddy Chris when he needs him?
The family reunion is so awkward because David has not seen his sis in over 4 years, but he is certainly not too shy to ask for money. Annie whips up a pretty delicious looking meal at Nancy’s rental house (cuz let’s be real- she couldn’t possibly stay at the firehouse) and over dinner, Nancy catches up with the couple. She cannot believe that David hasn’t been able to find work, despite him being back to the states for 6 months. Nancy is “very disappointed” in her brother and comprehends how bad David’s finances really are. Things take a turn when Nancy realizes David’s motives for the get together: he asks to borrow money from Nancy. Nancy states that she “cannot let” David borrow money because she would be enabling David’s laziness…er…behavior. Bravo, Nancy! It’s time for David to dig himself out of the trouble he is in.
Despite being annoyed with her brother, Nancy invites David, Annie, and David’s daughter Ashley to dinner. So it doesn’t seem like David will be getting the $1,000, but he will get a free meal out of the deal. Ya win some, ya lose some, amiright? Nancy is very excited to see Ashley and the group settles in for some dinner convo. It doesn’t take long for the discussion to get into children and Annie states that she can’t wait to have a baby of her own with David. Nancy is flabbergasted by this statement for a plethora of reasons, starting with the fact that David has had a vasectomy. “At 49, without a career, you want to restart with a brand new baby?” Ashley makes it very clear that her dad was not a very good dad and therefore, should not start over with Annie. It doesn’t seem likely that David will become Annie’s baby daddy, particularly because he’s asking relatives for money. If you can’t pay your rent, you shouldn’t be prepping for a baby, Annie. Annie storms away and Ashley runs to Annie’s aid. Annie thinks that everyone is being mean to her, but Ashley explains that they aren’t “trying to make Annie feel unwelcome.”
The next day, David and Annie head over to Nancy’s vacation rental so they can say goodbye, as she is heading back to Pennsylvania. After last night’s dinner, Annie feels a bit awkward around his sister. Nancy makes it clear that David “better get” his “sh*t together…fast” and having a kid will not help the financial disaster they are in. She gives David advice: “don’t run. Stay here and make something. Get a career. Get your life together. I love you.” Ashley invites Annie for some dinner, despite the fact that Ashley does not trust Annie. It’s time for some girl talk…and tv time for Ashley. Before long, Ashley wants to know if Annie worked in an escort bar and Annie vehemently denies this and doesn’t even know where a “sex bar” is in Thailand. I wish I never heard about the old “ping-pong bar” and it turns out that David actually took Annie there! So awkward and total TMI. I’m more curious who is paying the bill at this restaurant…
Nicole & Azan:
Over in Morocco, Nicole, and May sightsee as the couple continues to “work through their problems.” Despite recordings that hint at Azan cheating on Nicole, homegirl is dead set on a wedding and won’t stop until she is Azan’s wife. In what appears to be a lame attempt to smooth things over with Nicole, Azan brings her to the romantic city to prove just how much he cares for her. Nicole is fully prepared to hunker down in Morocco until Azan would be approved to come to the USA, but she tries to get answers out of Azan regarding why he was denied his K1 Visa.
Belarus: that was the reason why Azan was denied. It turns out that Azan has an ex that lives in Belarus. Because he went there to visit, immigration believes it’s a bit sketchy and thinks that Azan is just trying to do ANYTHING to get out of Morocco. I think they’re on to something…Seems to me that Azan has a whole lotta skeletons in his closet…
That’s quite enough of the romantic cityscape…it’s time to head to Agadir, Azan’s hometown. Nicole is looking forward to seeing Azan’s family and is a little nervous because her mother is also going to be coming to Morocco. Azan looks miserable sitting next to Nicole in the interview segments, but it is heartwarming to see how much Azan’s family truly embraces May and Nicole. They are legit happy to see Nicole and May and claim they are excited for the upcoming wedding.
The eagle has landed! Nicole’s mom has arrived in Morocco and the time has come for her to meet Azan. This is going to be entertaining. Nicole gives Azan a pep talk and asks him to not “give short answers.” This coaching is probably too little, too late, as Nicole’s mother rounds the corner at the airport. Robbalee makes Azan feel supa awkward as she blatantly ignores him whilst hugging May. After what feels like forever, the gang heads to the “Moroccish market??!” and they get to know each other…aka get a reality check. Robbalee reminds the couple that neither one of them have a job, therefore they cannot support themselves. She continues with the hard questions for Azan and it seems like the tough road is just beginning for the couple.
Chantel & Pedro:
Pedro’s sister has been to America for only one night, but she has created quite the drama. The siblings head out for a drink and talk about Chantel. Nicole, Pedro’s sister, thinks Chantel is “being hysterical” and finally states that she will just sleep on the sofa for the rest of her stay just to shut Chantel up. Pedro fills his sis in on the upcoming family Chantel investigation and his sister thinks this whole situation is hilarious. He lets Nicole know that the family Chantel only thinks bad things about Pedro and that they are “trying to ruin” the marriage.
Chantel is still hurt about the previous night’s fight with Nicole, but decides to “put it in the past and forget about it.” She apologizes to Pedro, but now he thinks she is trying to be the victim and has a bad attitude. Because she has had enough of Pedro and Nicole, Chantel flees to her parent’s house. Stupid Chantel fills her family in on the newest fight Chantel has had with Pedro…which only adds fuel to the “investigative fire.” Not a wise move by Chantel. She further digs Pedro’s grave and tells them that Pedro says he will go sleep in a hotel with his sister. Uh… Anyone else think those two are a liiiiiitle too close?
The family Chantel is obviously team Chantel. Chantel’s mom threatens that “things are about to get a lot more stupider” (not a word) and she even proceeds to take off her jewelry, insinuating it’s about to go DOWN. Chantel’s mom is “over the top with emotions” and Chantel’s father makes it clear that he feels that Chantel is being “emotionally mistreated.” Chantel speaks out of both sides of her mouth- one minute she is bashing Pedro and the next minute she is defending him. She better figure out what she wants…and fast. They all decide that having Pedro and his sister over for dinner would be a fabulous idea and Chantel’s mother states that she is going to make something “special…just for Nicole.” This sounds like a recipe for disaster.
Molly & Luis:
“Now that Luis is gone, I feel like I can breathe.” Dang, Molly. You had to go real low in order to realize just how terrible of a human Luis really is. Molly hasn’t seen her oldest daughter in over a month all because of Luis. She fills Olivia in on the break up over telephone and Livi states that maybe they can get lunch or something. Molly regrets her relationship with Luis for multiple reasons, but mainly because he drove a wedge between her and her daughter.
Molly is certain she wants a divorce and heads to an immigration lawyer in “order to get Luis out of” her “life for good.” She seems embarrassed to tell her tale to the attorney and makes it clear that it’s over. The attorney states that, “The divorce is simple enough,” but because Molly signed the affidavit of support, she is on the hook for 10 years. It appears as though Molly is straight up screwed. The attorney further recommends Molly go to an interview with USCIS and try and stop the green card process for Luis. The problem is, this interview takes a full YEAR to take place and therefore, Molly has to pay for what she did.
Russ & Paola:
Russ and Pao’s Colombian trip is coming to an end. The couple begins to pack up and Pao states that the trip has been “intense” between her visiting her dying grandmother and the whole Juan drama. Even Russ says that the trip has been “overwhelming.” I’ll say. Pao has a tearful goodbye with her family and away they go back to Miami, but not before Pao cries to Russ. She wants to know what happened to her because she is not the same Colombian Pao. Yea, no kidding.
Back in Miami, Pao misses her hubby who is away on business. She catches up with her friend Genny and the girls talk about Pao’s Colombian trip. Pao talks to Genny about the miscarriage and feels like Russ just “doesn’t get it.” The couple hasn’t gotten the chance to talk about the loss and Pao is feeling guilty about the whole situation because her blood type was what caused the miscarriage. It seems like she needs Russ’ support now more than ever. Pao decides to see an OB-GYN regarding her miscarriage and her options for future pregnancies. This doctor is all smiles and it’s making ME uncomfortable, but he explains Pao’s situation and makes it clear that miscarriages are very common. He does a good job making Pao feel less guilty and she looks super relieved.
Jorge & Anfisa:
Jorge heads to counseling, sans Anfisa, and let’s just hope he doesn’t get a ticket for that parking job he did in that lot. Sheesh. Anyway, Jorge begins the session by saying he has been more “open and honest” with Anfisa (lies) and “thinks it’s working out” (false). Interestingly enough, Jorge shares that Anfisa’s honesty is his favorite quality about her.
Jorge thinks that the only way to make Anfisa happier is if he made more money. Wowza. Even the counselor is like…uh, money is not the answer. Yet, according to Jorge, money would solve “everything.” It would help their marriage because they would travel and he would buy Anfisa stuff. Ya know. The stuff that marriage is made of. Let’s just say what this relationship really is: Jorge lied about his income to win Anfisa and now she is pissed because he is not who he said he was. Time for Anfisa to divorce Jorge and find herself an HONEST sugar daddy!
Holy bombshell news! One of Jorge’s ex-girlfriends contacted Anfisa and let her know that Jorge has a ten year old daughter! Say whaaaaat? Anfisa is confused, particularly because this is not the first time she has heard from this woman. Jorge has denied he has a child who he has abandoned and Anfisa cannot take a minute more of Jorge’s lies. She plans on confronting him…not like he’s gonna tell the truth anyway…
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