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    Julia

    Julia

    Julia - Julia is a wife, dog mom, and teacher with a soft spot for reality television. She always manages to squeeze in her favorite shows, Real Housewives, 90 Day Fiancé, and Teen Mom, despite her busy schedule. In her down time, you can find Julia on the beach, drinking wine, running, or spending time with her family and friends…that is if her DVR is set! You can reach her at Julia@realityblurb.com

    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Kyle Accuses Lisa Of Being “So F**king Unloyal”

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    I would say there’s gotta be something in the New York City air to make these Real Housewives of Beverly Hills act like a bunch of lunatics, but then…I realize….nah. That’s just them.

    After word vomiting the night before, Dorit has the nerve to hang out with Lisa, even though she bashed her like crazy to Teddi, Camille, Erika, and Rinna. Dorit is amped about being on the cover of Bella Magazine. She apparently “embodies what Bella Magazine represents,” which explains why I have never heard of Bella Magazine andddd why I’ve never read it. We viewers get treated to the most awkward walk in the park with Dorit and LVP, since Dorit decides it would be best to just rip the band aid off and fill LVP in on the convo from the night before. I am quite surprised someone is finally owning their wrong-doings, but alas, that would be too good to be true! Read more

    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Camille Calls Dorit A Troublemaker

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    You can take the ladies out of Beverly Hills, but you can’t take Beverly Hills out of the ladies. These Real Housewives of Beverly Hills girls have no problem stirring up issue after issue and it’s only a matter of time before someone explodes.

    Dana Point, California: the scene of the 24 hour stay at Teddi’s beach house. Dorit and Teddi reminisce about how great last night was. We viewers are treated to a video reel of Kyle twerking, Camille mom-dancing, and Lisa getting flashed. Needless to say, all the women enjoyed themselves thoroughly…all but one.

    Erika checked into a hotel the night before because of her “stomach cramps.” Let’s be honest. She checked into a hotel because she couldn’t fit Mikey, her creative director, in the bedroom with her. Plus you need to count the hair and make-up guys. Oh, and the costume designers, too. It just simply wasn’t going to work. When Erika returns BACK to Teddi’s house in the morning, Kyle gives Erika the run-down on the antics from last night, yet no one seems to “want to talk about” how Erika bounced the night before. Elephant in the room much? Read more

    Vanderpump Rules Recap: Stassi Has A Meltdown On Adderall and Tequila

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    We all know that Stassi Schroeder loves a good murder…I’m just not sure who’s going to be her next victim on this episode of Vanderpump Rules. I hope it’s “Jason.”

    Over at Dapper Cadaver, Stassi explains her murder themed birthday party to Katie. The girls head to the store in hopes of nailing the “death” of Stassi’s twenties. Strange? Yes. Kinda amazing? Of course. The guest list seems pretty wack, especially since Patrick, Stassi’s on again-off again boyfriend, previously blocked her whilst he traveled to Amsterdam, is invited. Huh? Exactly. Read more

    Summer House Recap: Don’t Poke the Bear

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    Can’t we all just get along? Seems like nothing can keep this Summer House crew from drama-packed weekends full of rose, theme parties, and pool toys.

    Post tribal bonfire, everyone is in love with each other. In the words of Kyle, we are the “good vibe tribe.” The GVT preps for a night out of drinking til they can’t see …or get out of cars. Wait…that’s just Kyle. Amanda has had ENOUGH. Kyle drunk eats God knows what, walks around the house…does basically anything but spend time with Amanda. Ya know, his weekend girlfriend. The rest of the party animals don’t stroll back home until like..6 am. How do these people do it?! I wake UP at 6 am. Read more