RHOSLC Recap: Lisa Feels Betrayed by Angie’s Friendship With Monica, Meredith Opens Up About Marriage on Podcast, & Mary Doubles Down on Inbred Comment to Heather, Plus Whitney Blasts Lisa for Behavior at Party

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RHOSLC Recap: Lisa Feels Betrayed by Angie’s Friendship With Monica, Meredith Opens Up About Marriage on Podcast, & Mary Doubles Down on Inbred Comment to Heather, Plus Whitney Blasts Lisa for Behavior at Party

This week on the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, the ladies will literally get a bad rap delivered by our resident Housewife Lisa, who is self-coined “Baby Gorgeous.” Let us test her rapping skills, shall we?

Heather is planning another book event, which will be more casual, but she will make sure to serve drinks and some food. She might want to rethink ever wearing that ill-fitting red leather dress! Heather is not only suffering from being a bad Mormon but also a fashion faux pas!

Whitney has Lisa come over to basically let Lisa defend her behavior at the Prism event. She first lets Lisa know that she has been so tired over the last few days since she has been putting on so many events because Justin has a full-time job. Whitney, my bobble-headed darling, welcome to all our worlds! Heather calls while they are together, and Lisa lets her know she is with her bestie. She wants Lisa to introduce her at her book event, and she can even sing.

Whitney wants to know what the f*ck happened between her and Monica at her Prism event. Duh, you are filming a show where bad behavior is rewarded! Whit does not care who started it, but she thinks they are grown women who should know how to exercise self-control. She is more upset with Lisa since she knows more about her “brand” and journey. Lisa does not like being schooled by someone who talks like they are three years old, and Whit needs to up her game and quit being cheap with cash bars.

Lisa questions Angie’s friendship with Monica. Whitney believes that Angie placates Lisa, and she is triggered by their friendship. She thinks that Lisa cannot take criticism if you do not agree with her perspective. Whit tells Lisa to watch her swearing at her home since her son Brooks is listening. She acts like this is a house of no swearing — but semi-naked painting and pole dancing is kid-friendly. Whit keeps repeating to Lisa like she is a child, “Do you understand?” Lisa is annoyed but must respond repeatedly, “It is understood.”

Mary has Heather come over under duress for some abuse no doubt. LOL, I cannot believe that this is how she is spending her congregation’s hard-earned money, buying Dr. Seuss themes infused with Willy Wonka. Mary thinks that she and Heather have a religious connection. She has concluded since she has no one to film with she can have a relationship with Heather now that Jen is out of the picture. Mary is not happy with being depicted as poised in Heather’s book, and she should accept that description because that is overly gracious IMO. Heather wants to know if she still thinks she looks inbred, and Mary holds firm to that one. Who would not be bothered by being called inbred? This is freaking Twilight Zone sh*t in this scene.

Mer is trying to work on setting up her podcast with Seth. She must get him to quit smacking his lips and pay attention. Mer talks about having a postnup with him because they were having marital troubles. She did not want to have a custody battle while living in Utah. Seth thought his responsibility was to make the money but not be there as an emotional support to Meredith. He apologizes to her and gets emotional — but these two amateurs did not record the scene and will have to recreate this.

Monica’s mom Linda comes over, and she does not want to let her in. She tells her kids to lock the door because Grandma Bundy came a-calling. Linda claims she is bearing gifts (wire hangers, perhaps?) by returning the car that she repossessed. Linda wants to start therapy, and Monica needs time to consider that one. She apologizes for taking her car and will try not to be so spiteful. Monica wants Linda to leave her car in the driveway and walk back to her house. Linda walks home wearing what appears to be Burberry pajamas! Side note: These two still have not resolved their issues since the Easter brunch, making me conclude this messy relationship has no business on TV. This relationship is unwatchable, and these two have a dynamic that is twisted and gross.

Heather is having her book signing event. She shares that she sells out her venues for her book. Lisa arrives, and she likes the vibe of the event. WTF is Angie wearing? It looks like she has braid antennas sticking out of her head while donning an orange catsuit for a book signing? Angie is pouting since Lisa has not called her since they she lets Lisa talk 100 times a day. Monica arrives and shadily wants a drink without Vida tequila. She informs Meredith that she and Lisa got into a nasty feud at Whit’s event. Monica does not own that she was an active participant in this feud.

Lisa will be singing for the group her “hit” single “Away in the Manger” while Monica and Angie snicker. She has convinced herself that she can sing in front of others and tries to ignore the haters. Lisa decides to quit while she is not quite ahead — but sort of — and Heather comes out in her choir robe joined by a legit choir. Heather has Lisa deliver a Mormon rap, and even Meredith gives her props for trying, but she does not see a future in hip hop for Baby Gorgeous — which would make a good stage name if you ask me.

Heather talks about her journey in Mormonism. She did not set out to be a bad Mormon, but living her life has altered her views on it.  Heather describes how she encountered a young man who was just like her back in the day, and she told him she would be a safe space if he needed it. Monica recalls her mom and the influence of the mercenaries who came into her home. Is she sure that was not Child Protective Services masquerading as mercenaries? Lisa and Heather talk about Jack’s journey, and she wants her personal experience to be validated. She finally does not equate Jack’s experience to what she went through.

Angie confronts Meredith about threatening to expose her family. Meredith backpedals and says now she could hurt her family with the information she has — if she chose to. Meredith dips out again and this silly fight is finally put to rest — hopefully.

Heather and her daughters chat about the emotional journey that they went through putting this book out. She is appreciative of her girls for supporting her while dealing with some bullying at school. Heather is going to write another book to elaborate on her journey, and her girls support their mom’s endeavor.

Lisa has Angie over and wants to find out where their friendship stands. She lets her know that she has been troubled after attending the last few events since Monica keeps poking at Baby Gorgeous. Angie assures Lisa that she is not taking up for Monica, but they did talk out the issue about the affair rumors. Lisa was not aware they had worked it out. She must keep rolling out her new catchphrase: “The ocular does not match the words.”

Angie takes full responsibility and will try to stop being so wishy-washy. She reminds Lisa that she seems to be triggered by her relationships with the other ladies. They both agree to move on and be more transparent with each other. Lisa assures Angie that she can have friendships outside of their relationship — but is that true?

TELL US — THOUGHTS ON THIS RHOSLC EPISODE?


75 comments

The Dutch Slut November 15, 2023 - 9:03 am

I’m convinced that Monica and her mom are trying to get a spinoff

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veronicar November 15, 2023 - 9:24 am

They are insane if they think anyone wants to see the toxicity between them. They disgust me.

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The Dutch Slut November 15, 2023 - 9:25 am

I’m side eyeing em more and more

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Crazy Eyes! November 15, 2023 - 9:51 am

That whole scene was so staged!! They happen to be in the front room just as she pulled up??? Sure Jan!!!

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Melancholy Baby November 15, 2023 - 9:43 pm

Her mother pulls up miked and ready to shoot a scene? Monica knew she had a scene with mother as they all sat in their living room looking out the window. The only scene that was more obviously scripted and staged was when RHONJ’s Joe Gorga told his kid to be quiet “Mommy’s singing” and cut to Melissa singing Amazing Grace to save a wench like herself singing off tune in her closet.

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Realitynot November 15, 2023 - 10:20 am

I am too! It’s all staged. Monica can go & take her mom with her.

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Girlwithdiamondearrings November 15, 2023 - 2:12 pm

the scene was so cringey with the rehearsed lines….

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Squirrellie November 15, 2023 - 9:28 am

Thanks Elizabeth for the great recap!!

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copssister November 15, 2023 - 12:12 pm

agreed – it was much more entertaining than the actual episode.

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Elizabeth November 15, 2023 - 12:41 pm

Thanks I try!

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Squirrellie November 16, 2023 - 12:34 pm

I am boycotting the show and only reading the recaps so thank you for that!

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Elizabeth November 15, 2023 - 12:40 pm

Thank you ????

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Crazy Eyes! November 15, 2023 - 9:50 am

Mary’s home looks like a bad acid trip!
Monica is like an petulant child!
Angie’s “fashion” sense is ridiculous!
Lisa is insufferable! (Her “singing” is like really bad karaoke)

Seth always seems drunk! (If I lived with Meredith, I’d be drunk 24/7)

Loving Heather, the only grounded one!

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Heidi November 15, 2023 - 12:10 pm

It looks like Johnny Depp’s Willie Wonka decorated it.

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Crazy Eyes! November 15, 2023 - 1:28 pm

Right!! Is her decorator Tim Burton????

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Housewife of Malibu November 15, 2023 - 10:08 am

Thoughts:
This has been a great season for SLC.
Lisa: Her lack of self-awareness, quick temper and inability to listen and take feedback make her a great HW. She would have had a fit if someone was talking with her kids present in her house like she did at Whitney’s.
Meredith: She needs to genuinely apologize for the Angie rumors. As someone who is an LGBTQ ally, she should do better. Meredith and Seth are both weird. Very weird.
Heather: This is the Heather I liked her first season.
Monica: Her story and schtick are already exhausting.
Whitney: Not much to do this episode.
Angie: Not much to do this episode.
Mary: At least she was able to get together with someone besides Meredith and have a semi-normal human interaction. Other than the “in-bred” comment, of course.

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Girlwithdiamondearrings November 15, 2023 - 2:11 pm

I was trying to watch again – but Monica and her mom are just too much.
I do like Heather again ( other than the barf in the taxi thing, but hey we’ve all been there) and Lisa is awful, but a great housewife!

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Rhoda Camel ???? November 15, 2023 - 10:09 am

Angie is my fave and I think that says a lot. I’m “feta up” with all the others!

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Ginger Snap November 15, 2023 - 10:11 am

Did you know Angie is Greek? At least she didn’t say it in this episode.

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Rhoda Camel ???? November 15, 2023 - 10:12 am

Is she? LOL!

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xxjacks ???? November 15, 2023 - 1:18 pm

I see what you did there, lol!!! I like Angie too.

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Realitynot November 15, 2023 - 10:18 am

This thing with Angie & her mom is staged. I do think her mom was a crappy mother but what we are seeing is not real. Her mom showing up with Marge’s old hairstyle made her look ridiculous.

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BeeSmart November 15, 2023 - 11:12 am

Might have to disagree. I had a mother like that, it all seems way too familiar to me.
If a person didn’t have a mother like that they cannot believe it, they have to witness it for themselves in real time to actually understand it

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Realitynot November 15, 2023 - 11:43 am

It’s ok you are disagreeing with me. I actually agree and wrote I think her mom was a terrible mother. I also think Monica needed a storyline and asked her mom to come on the show to help. This is where I see what is shown as staged.

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JustLivinTheDream November 15, 2023 - 4:25 pm

I understand, I have a mother very similar also. Watching them stirs up all sorts of feelings in me.

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veronicar November 15, 2023 - 10:21 am

-At least we only had to see about 2 minutes of LDMillionaire this episode. Her taking that car was sick and childish. Sadly, Monica acts just like her. Monica should get therapy.
-I have always thought Heather has such great hair. She was also likable this episode.
-Mary was the most normal she has been this season and I thought her inbred comment was hilarious, but mean.
-Lisa is just so selfish and delusional. She is like Luann in the early years with zero self awareness.
-Whitney is an idiot.
-I don’t mind Angie.
-Meredith and Seth have been both separated and have had an open marriage at a point. No one wants relationship advice from them. No one wants parenting advice either. Just look at Brooks.

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Rhoda Camel ???? November 15, 2023 - 10:36 am

Can’t stand LD Nil-lionaire or her spawn.

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veronicar November 15, 2023 - 11:03 am

She is Mama Joyless level crazy!!!

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pixntrix November 15, 2023 - 1:31 pm

That’s exactly who she reminds me of.

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K-Mill November 15, 2023 - 12:50 pm

Her mother claims Monica was not making the payments and was supposed to have the car in her name within a year and it didn’t happen.

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veronicar November 15, 2023 - 2:38 pm

I don’t believe a word out of that old bitch’s mouth.

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LuvsSnark November 15, 2023 - 10:29 am

OMG! I cannot believe how DUMB Mary is. Wouldn’t SHE be offended by someone saying SHE looked inbred? How Heather kept a straight face during that exchange is beyond me. Lisa is becoming more and more unlikeable as the season goes on. She’s a total narcissist and goes off the deep end if you try to paint her as less than perfect. Who made Whit Mother Theresa? I can’t believe she turns that potty mouth off at home, and I’m sure her kids have heard it all at Mommy and Daddy’s parties. The author is spot on with her critique of Heather’s red leather dress. Who let her leave the house, wearing that? Cracked up when Linda was forced to walk home.

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Pugs & Nugs November 16, 2023 - 12:02 am

How the hell can someone who had a baby with her grandpa even mention inbred unless she was asked her sons blood type? Don’t care if he was a step gramps , that’s beyond nasty!

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BLips November 15, 2023 - 10:29 am

Great recap as always! I agree about Heather’s red leather outfit. She truly needs a stylist. I don’t like Monica, but she’s similar in size to Heather and looks much better and spends much less. Heather subscribes to the Kyle Richards school of fashion where they wear whatever is the latest designer trend as opposed to what looks best on their body.

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BigBrothersMother November 15, 2023 - 10:55 am

Monica’s clothes fit her. Heather at the very least needs a good tailor. Part of the reason I watch this show is to see what in the world these women are wearing. I’m confused every episode by the fashion and I’m loving it.

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veronicar November 15, 2023 - 11:03 am

I think Monica is really beautiful. Her personality, not so much.

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BigBrothersMother November 15, 2023 - 11:09 am

ITA

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Elizabeth November 15, 2023 - 12:42 pm

Thanks BLips!

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chacha1 November 15, 2023 - 11:38 am

Does anyone here agree with me ? I am so sick and tired of it always being the Lisa Barlow Show …. she barks with that puppet mouth thru out the whole episode …. I just can’t watch it anymore …… and Bravo pandering to Mary Crosby who breaks all the rules and gets away with it !!!

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Fish ???? November 15, 2023 - 12:04 pm

Mary Cosby is straight up evil

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chacha1 November 15, 2023 - 12:06 pm

X100

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Fish ???? November 15, 2023 - 12:31 pm

Every time I see her I feel triggered honestly lol

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Heidi November 15, 2023 - 12:09 pm

I’d never noticed how haggard Lisa is until this season. Maybe it’s because her true colors are shining through like never before and it’s translating to her looks?

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copssister November 15, 2023 - 12:11 pm

Her face is the walking justification of her needing to have GLAM every day. Ooof – ROUGH.

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Heidi November 15, 2023 - 12:12 pm

I agree.

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chacha1 November 15, 2023 - 12:48 pm

and SHE brags that she spends $60,000 a year on her glam squad .. everything is $60,000 with that nasty bitch

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Aussiefix November 15, 2023 - 4:32 pm

we bag out women who use botox and use filler, we also bag out women who dont use anything. Honestly as women, we cant win. Lisa looks great. As do other women who have chosen to inject.

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copssister November 15, 2023 - 12:10 pm

Lisa Barlow should have warmed up her vocal chords with several rounds of “me, me, me, meeee”…..because it is the Lisa Barlow show all day/every day.

I’m perplexed as to why Bravo brought Mary back – did they expect more from her and they had to salvage what they got? Because her interaction with women from the group is more awkward than amusing.

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Crazy Eyes! November 15, 2023 - 1:31 pm

Perfect analogy of Barlow’s vocal exercises!!!

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The Dutch Slut November 15, 2023 - 12:23 pm

I used to like her. But she’s lost me this season

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veronicar November 15, 2023 - 1:07 pm

Same. Loathe her this season.

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Blah November 15, 2023 - 1:17 pm

Same. Can’t stand her. Plus she looks like a wrinkled duck on meth

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JaneJ November 15, 2023 - 2:36 pm

LOL. Perfect description of that sea hag.

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Elizabeth November 15, 2023 - 2:40 pm

OMG Blah ????

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The Dutch Slut November 15, 2023 - 3:06 pm

She looks like crape paper

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Mz. BossyPantz November 15, 2023 - 5:03 pm

OMG @disqus_jAqL1yIarT:disqus ????????????????

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Pattyann November 15, 2023 - 11:46 am

Another hilarious recap Elizabeth!
Lisa needs to put that moniker “Baby Gorgeous “ to rest! How about “Middle-aged windbag”?
Heather’s event setup reminded me of a funeral parlor with the couch in the middle and the chairs on the side and behind. All it needed was a couple large flower arrangements.
I’m convinced Monica and her mother are rehearsing their scenes. On Reddit there’s an article that states Monica was sued by a car wash because she decided to make a TikTok using the car wash as her venue without clearing it with the owner. She had multiple costume changes as she assumed different characters. During her theatrics it said she broke some of their equipment. She’s quite the performer!
Meredith and Seth have a podcast about relationships. What???
Whitney, do you understand we heard you the first time!
Mary, go to instagram and see what your son is up to! Drugs and guns in your other wing!
Angie is still Greek.

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chacha1 November 15, 2023 - 11:58 am

My thoughts exactly… great comment

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Pattyann November 15, 2023 - 12:10 pm

Thanks ❤️

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Elizabeth November 15, 2023 - 12:43 pm

Thank you Pattyann????

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Heidi November 15, 2023 - 12:11 pm

How has RB not done a story already on all the drugs and guns Mary’s son and his wife have been posing with on their social media? It’s truly disturbing and it takes a lot to disturb me.

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LuvsSnark November 15, 2023 - 12:29 pm

I’d like to know where Mary was in all of this. Did she really have no clue as to what was going on in her own house?

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Yazmean November 15, 2023 - 1:10 pm

Probably. Look at her, she’s an f’in mess. She comes across like she barely functions in this world. Or, she’s just that clueless.

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the underground train November 15, 2023 - 3:20 pm

Yes she doesn’t. Back when the girl was first reported missing and police came to Mary’s house. Mary claimed she wasn’t there. But the officer told her to look and what do you know, the girl was there.

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K-Mill November 15, 2023 - 12:45 pm

Saw that on Instagram last night.

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xxjacks ???? November 15, 2023 - 1:15 pm

Great recap Elizabeth. ????❤️

Lisa doesn’t want friends she wants minions. The way she talks to Angie is beyond disrespectful and mean. I like Angie.
I give Heather props for not losing her cool with Mary.

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Elizabeth November 15, 2023 - 2:39 pm

Thank you jacks????I cannot imagine being called inbred and just taking it. Lisa is only able to love or listen to — herself.

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LuvsSnark November 15, 2023 - 3:49 pm

Lisa is absolutely shameless when she brags about her perfect self. Totally gag worthy!

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pixntrix November 15, 2023 - 1:29 pm

Great recap Elizabeth!! I’m still laughing at mercenaries for missionaries. ????????????. I really can’t take much more of Lisa’s over inflated ego!

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Elizabeth November 15, 2023 - 2:36 pm

Thank you pix ????

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Girlwithdiamondearrings November 15, 2023 - 2:08 pm

I keep trying to watch as liked the first 2? seasons. Maybe I stopped midway through season 2, didnt watch season 3 and season 4 is just HORRIBLE. Ange is a flip flopper and just not great on camera. The Monica and her mom stuff is just beyond trash. Whitney is still there – snooze. and Mary is back- what?

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captainjk4 November 16, 2023 - 10:11 am

Idc if I’m in the minority but Lisa Barlow has become my favorite HW. She’s highly entertaining to watch, whether she’s aware of it or not, and I don’t want her to change a thing! Mary is just a turd. A complete waste of time and space and I fast forward any scene she’s in. I like Whitney, although I’m not sure why. Maybe it’s because she always goes “all in” no matter what the consequences are. Meredith is insufferable. And her husband is a real creep, in my opinion. What’s up with his tongue whenever he’s talking? It’s always flying around in his mouth and quite visible. He makes me uncomfortable and together they make me even more uncomfortable. Heather seems to have learned a lesson from fame going to her head in seasons 2 and 3 and is much more tolerable this season, but if we go back to that black eye business I’m done. Jen did it. Don’t care. Speaking of Jen, the show is 1000 x better without her. I never want to hear her name again. Finally, Monica and her mom: I’m not sure what’s real or what’s not but I don’t feel good watching it. Also, mark my words: Monica and Lisa are one day going to be besties! Oh…..and Angie is Greek, in case you didn’t know.

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captainjk4 November 16, 2023 - 10:11 am

Idc if I’m in the minority but Lisa Barlow has become my favorite HW. She’s highly entertaining to watch, whether she’s aware of it or not, and I don’t want her to change a thing! Mary is just a turd. A complete waste of time and space and I fast forward any scene she’s in. I like Whitney, although I’m not sure why. Maybe it’s because she always goes “all in” no matter what the consequences are. Meredith is insufferable. And her husband is a real creep, in my opinion. What’s up with his tongue whenever he’s talking? It’s always flying around in his mouth and quite visible. He makes me uncomfortable and together they make me even more uncomfortable. Heather seems to have learned a lesson from fame going to her head in seasons 2 and 3 and is much more tolerable this season, but if we go back to that black eye business I’m done. Jen did it. Don’t care. Speaking of Jen, the show is 1000 x better without her. I never want to hear her name again. Finally, Monica and her mom: I’m not sure what’s real or what’s not but I don’t feel good watching it. Also, mark my words: Monica and Lisa are one day going to be besties! Oh…..and Angie is Greek, in case you didn’t know.

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