On this episode of Vanderpump Rules Scheana, her scrunchie, and LaLa have somehow reserved a private pool area (LaLa’s sugar daddy perhaps?) where the ladies discuss LaLa’s anxiety attack the night before. “What triggered me? It’s like the weirdest thing.” Yea LaLa, I’m gonna have to guess it was the excessive alcohol, mixed with the recent passing of your dad and whatever the heck drug you may or may not have been taking.
Ah, on this episode of Vanderpump Rules I didn’t realize we were watching couples therapy on VH1. Katie and Schwartzie are still at each other’s throats. They fight aggressively and loudly enough for everyone in a 5-mile radius to hear their issues, which include the little tidbit that Schwartzie doesn’t like the sound of Katie’s voice. Schwartzie isn’t quite sure about what to do with his troll of a wife, so he cracks open a beer, and tells Katie to “get prepared to be injected with love.” Ew.