Is there anyone messier or more fun than The Real Housewives of New York star, Sonja Morgan?! I think not! She joined the party on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen on Wednesday, and as usual, hilarity ensued!
“You know, they do say karma’s a b*tch, because there was a time that I was upset that I wasn’t invited to the Berkshires. But that’s history. I’m not a dog with a bone,” Sonja quipped, referring to a time when Dorinda disinvited her from a cast trip to her Berkshires home over concerns that Sonja was drinking too much.
She continued, “But I’m lightweight. I have two drinks, I’m drunk… three, I’m yours. But I don’t drink every episode. I don’t drink four months out of the season.”
Of course, the “shady boots” moment of Wednesday night’s RHONY episode was awarded to Luann, who described Ramona’s remodeled home as having “no warmth, no charm, and no character,” before belting out a chorus of “Money Can’t Buy You Class,” while lipstick shopping with Bethenny.
On this, Sonja had to agree, and said Ramona’s home looks “staged,” as though it’s “for sale.” She has a point there as Ramona did list her home for sale earlier this year! You can see photos here.
And Andy would have been remiss if he hadn’t mentioned the poop situation. The ladies were stricken with explosive diarrhea during their trip to Colombia, and Sonja came up with the perfect solution… a diaper!
She’s done this before, and finds it quite convenient. But when a caller asked for diaper brand recommendations, she said she has no favorites, but was disappointed that they only had white diapers available in Colombia.
“Well, here’s the thing. In Colombia, they only had the white. I was very happy when I got back to New York City [where] you can get the black or purple,” shared Sonja.
As for that boat ride from hell, Sonja said the scary part seemed to last “forever,” although, it was probably more like “three or four minutes,” and casually likened it to being held at knifepoint in an elevator. Which she actually was…by the East Side Rapist, while on her way to an interview at Calvin Klein! This is why I love Sonja..she’s got a story for everything!
“Yes I’ve been [mugged at] knifepoint in an elevator,” said Sonja. “Oh, it was the East Side Rapist, but I didn’t get raped. I’m just saying!”
“He was wearing a members only jacket, ” added Sonja. “He did take out the knife . I was going for an interview with Calvin Klein.”
Be sure to tune in to Bravo Wednesday night at 8/7c to see the explosive season 10 finale!
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