RHOM Recap: Guerdy Reaches Her Breaking Point With Larsa and Tells Her Closest Friends She Has Breast Cancer, Plus Alexia’s Marriage is Questioned After Todd’s Absence at Party

by Elizabeth
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RHOM Recap: Guerdy shares that she has breast cancer with Nicole, Adriana and Julia and she confronts Larsa on her being disrespectful to her Plus Alexia responds to the rumor there is trouble in her marriage to Todd!

We are dealing with some champagne confessions on my favorite franchise, The Real Housewives of Miami. What will be confessed while enjoying some champs? Grab a flute — and some tissues — and let’s watch!

We first get some cute scenes with some green grass-style elephants (my fav animal) at Larsa’s place, a cute dog giving Julia a bath (which always happens to me too), and adorable Greyson getting some ice cream. It is a light start for this episode since the ending deals with some heartbreaking news about Guerdy.

Nicole calls Guerdy while she is having ice cream with Greyson. She is planning a happy hour at the Grove to be able to feast on some oysters and sip some champagne. In current news, Nicole has announced that she is having another baby with Anthony, which is very happy news! Nicole’s dad in the season previews shows he wants more kids, so it will be interesting to see Nicole’s response to this.

Lisa is at Jody’s house, and Adriana is invited over to see her old home. The home used to reflect classic Miami, and now Jody has transformed it to make it have a modern vibe. Adriana prefers her former bohemian vibe with terrazzo floors and Mexican tile. He has asked Lisa to move in, but she is waiting for her divorce to be finalized and see if she scores the 52-million-dollar Star Island estate property. Julia comes over, and they chat about Guerdy being really upset. Lisa wants to get to the bottom of why Guerdy is troubled.

Larsa is working out at the gym, and Kiki and Alexia join her. She has her trainer working her out, and she seems to take this seriously so she can keep up with her hot young boyfriend, Marcus. Alexia talks about being stressed the night before when Todd was not there. Kiki thinks there is more to their story. She shares that Adriana said that Alexia believes she is above them due to her financial situation with Todd. Alexia recognizes this behavior from Adriana since they have always had a competitive relationship.

Larsa and Marcus stroll into a restaurant, and she lets us know she is concerned with her “love chub” phase, during which she has gained 10 pounds. Larsa mentions that they will be able to explain their relationship on their podcast since most people do not understand why Marcus is not dating someone closer to his own age. Marcus is a handsome man and would get the pick of the litter.

Larsa then starts prodding Marcus on his engagement timeline. She is fishing for his mindset on when there will be an engagement. Marcus said the timing is “situational,” and he is not volunteering anything at this time. In her ITM, Larsa acts like she is nonplussed at this response, but I think we can all see she is anxious to make their union official. Marcus, my handsome darling, she must have an expiration date on her ahem, inflatables, so you need to act quickly since those suckers can deflate!

Lisa is on her way to the courthouse for a support hearing with Lenny. She shares that Lenny wants her out of the house. Lisa gets a call from her lawyer before she must go inside, and he shares that Lenny will give her $8k in temporary support until their divorce is final. She cannot believe that Lenny is the one who left the marriage, and he is expecting her to live in a different way than she has grown accustomed to. Lisa is peeved that Lenny’s girlfriend is the one who is making out in this relationship with a guy who is 30 years older.

Marysol has planned a gay brunch for her friends. She walks in and finds the event is not put together yet. Lisa, Alexia, Larsa, and Kiki arrive, and the vibe looks fun. I have attended some gay brunches living in South Florida and found the food to be phenomenal and the conversations are lively and fun. Kiki mentions that she came across Lenny’s girlfriend’s ex-husband, and she says he was very nice. Lisa asks Alexia about her relationship with Todd, and she plays it off like all is good in the Nepola household and they will be moving out of her Barbie house in the sky soon. Larsa gets a call from Marcus, and she seems to get horny just chatting with him because she is obsessed with him. Kiki warns Lisa that she needs to be concerned about being in a rebound situation. Lisa assures her that she has never been more heard and loved in a relationship.

Nicole has a happy hour planned for some of the ladies so they can talk with Guerdy. She has Adriana, Julia, and Guerdy come to her event. Emilio Estefan comes by to say hello to Adriana, and it is impressive that he has produced music for her. He mentions that Gloria is in the restaurant too, and I was hoping to hear her coming out to sing “Conga.” Adriana shares that she ran into Todd when she left Alexia’s party. She said Todd said they needed to figure out their marriage, and this is going to piss off the Cuban doll.

Julia gets questioned by Nicole and Guerdy on how many engagements she has had. She must count on her fingers and comes to a whopping nine times — just like Martina’s wins at Wimbledon. Nicole questions Guerdy about why she was upset at Alexia’s party. She was offended by Larsa being so aggressive. Guerdy breaks down, and she tells the ladies she has breast cancer. Nicole looks really concerned for Guerdy. Guerdy shares that she has stage-one cancer, but she still might be facing chemo depending on the biopsy. She then lightens the mood to brag about how good her boobs look. Guerdy chose the right group to share this devastating news with, and she is fortunate to have Russell and her friends to lean on.

Alexia and Todd go to dinner, and she mentions that Peter now lives close to their apartment. She cannot wait to do grocery shopping for 30-year-old Peter, and I found myself cringing for her. Alexia has the same housekeeper so she can still helicopter parent/enable her son. Todd compliments Alexia on her party while he camped out in the gym. He did not want to be put in an uncomfortable position, but he denies it has anything to do with Anthony or Adriana. Who did he NOT want to sit at a table with then? While listening to Todd, Alexia has her nose or what is left of it in the air and comes across as haughty. She acknowledges that she always shows up for Todd, but he has been a no-show for her.

Larsa meets up with Guerdy to have coffee. She does not know what she is walking into but is confused by all of Guerdy’s highs and lows. Larsa does not like that Guerdy told the press that she is fake. Doesn’t Larsa live her life online showing off her altered/fake images? She then sees Guerdy getting tearful and tells her, “We are not crying today.” Guerdy does not appreciate being told how to feel by Larsa. She tells Larsa that she has been disrespectful to her and dismissive. Larsa then tells Guerdy she uses too many words to express herself and Larsa can only process so much information with those fillers taking up space in her head. Guerdy, who is sobbing and now pissed, asks Larsa to be patient with her, but I dare to say she is going to the wrong person if she expects compassion.

Have a great week, Blurbers, and enjoy the long Veterans Day weekend!

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41 comments

LuvsSnark November 9, 2023 - 9:52 am

Can’t wait for the epi where it comes out that Todd and Alexia are being evicted. Gee . . . how will she spin THAT with her shi shi friends? (I think Todd knew this was coming, and that’s why he didn’t want to show for Alexia’s event, cuz he didn’t want to discuss personal stutff with the guys.) Larsa looks and acts like a fool for Marcus. The woman is 50 years old and acts like some lovestruck teenager. Pfffft! She used to be so pretty, but has pretty much deformed herself with all her tweaks.

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agnusdei07 November 9, 2023 - 11:15 am

He got that one good workout in the gym, he knew he was getting put on the street.

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Coconuts! November 9, 2023 - 4:33 pm

Yasss!

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Ginger Snap November 9, 2023 - 9:32 am

Marcus stating “situational” when it comes marriage and KIDS? What’s he smoking? Larsa is 50! On WWHL last night she got booed. Her face is so frozen you couldn’t tell her reaction.

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LuvsSnark November 9, 2023 - 9:54 am

Certainly hope he isn’t going for kids with her. Ain’t gonna happen.

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Ginger Snap November 9, 2023 - 10:45 am

Marcus just likes being on TV. No other explanation.

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Pretty South November 9, 2023 - 1:39 pm

Where are Juanita and Michael? They need to talk to their son! He looks stupid on RHOM.

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K-Mill November 9, 2023 - 2:14 pm

Juanita is fine with it, his father not so much.

JustLivinTheDream November 9, 2023 - 4:27 pm

This is probably why Michael doesn’t approve. He wants grandkids and he prefers their daddy isn’t Scottie Pinnen!!

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LuvsSnark November 9, 2023 - 9:52 am

Can’t wait for the epi where it comes out that Todd and Alexia are being evicted. Gee . . . how will she spin THAT with her shi shi friends? (I think Todd knew this was coming, and that’s why he didn’t want to show for Alexia’s event, cuz he didn’t want to discuss personal stutff with the guys.) Larsa looks and acts like a fool for Marcus. The woman is 50 years old and acts like some lovestruck teenager. Pfffft! She used to be so pretty, but has pretty much deformed herself with all her tweaks.

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Besusn November 9, 2023 - 4:47 pm

Supposedly the owner of their condo sold it and since they were renting it they need to move

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LuvsSnark November 9, 2023 - 7:25 pm

If it was for sale, then why didn’t THEY buy it? Alexia would have you think they’re rolling in the dough, and they both loved the place.

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BLips November 9, 2023 - 10:03 am

I’m glad we know Guerdy is now cancer free – it made it so much easier to watch the scene where she shared her diagnosis. I wonder if Larsa apologizes when she finds out, or if she doubles down?

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Elizabeth November 9, 2023 - 10:51 am

I was thinking the same thing BLips!

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agnusdei07 November 9, 2023 - 11:15 am

Now we know–NO. On WWHL last night Andy pointedly asked her if she feels any remorse and she said ‘no’. She went on to criticize how Guerdy handled telling her about it.

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the underground train November 9, 2023 - 11:29 am

I saw that. I fucking can’t stand Larsa.

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JustLivinTheDream November 9, 2023 - 4:50 pm

She thinks she’s someone import just because of who she was married to. Sorry honey, you’ve done nothing special. Scottie had the talent and made the money.

Elizabeth November 9, 2023 - 1:28 pm

She really is gross and has zero class.

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agnusdei07 November 9, 2023 - 1:34 pm

Truth!

L G November 9, 2023 - 3:22 pm

Larsehole is like Erikkka. She had no empathy.

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xxjacks ???? November 9, 2023 - 10:26 am

Another great recap Elizabeth ????❤️Watching the scene with Gerdy was a tearjerker. I’m so happy she’s cancer free. I still can’t stand Alexia and Larsa. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4d7c6d0cc673556bc5b206248a572ad82663f4c4e24db252151913c350ca9234.jpg

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Elizabeth November 9, 2023 - 10:50 am

My heart broke for Guerdy and I was so happy to see Nicole, Julia and Adriana (who really gets on my nerves quite often except this time) be so supportive to her.

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agnusdei07 November 9, 2023 - 11:16 am

Although Adriana had to scream in the middle of the restaurant to bring attention to herself.

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Elizabeth November 9, 2023 - 1:27 pm

She did do that Agnus ????

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The Dutch Slut November 9, 2023 - 10:26 am

Todd and Alexia def getting divorced

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JustLivinTheDream November 9, 2023 - 4:52 pm

That dinner felt verrrry similar to the one Lisa had with Lenny where you could tell he was checked out.

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The Dutch Slut November 9, 2023 - 7:06 pm

Fur sure

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The Dutch Slut November 9, 2023 - 10:28 am

Larsa’s face is fucking hideous… wtf

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Lea November 9, 2023 - 10:38 am

I don’t care for Larsa and can tell I never will. Others eb and flow for me.

Was super impressed that Emilio Estafan came over at the restaurant and played a clip of Audriana’s song. Now that is the fantasy life I want to see on these shows! ????

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the underground train November 9, 2023 - 11:28 am

Yes! ITA

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agnusdei07 November 9, 2023 - 11:20 am

Larsa, who had sex with Scottie 4x a day b/c she’s so stupid she has nothing else to offer. What are you gonna do, have a deep discussion with her about world events? She’s a ninny. Do you recall when she was fighting with Dr. Nicole and told Nicole that SHE (Larsa) had a ‘real job’ and Nicole only ‘puts people to sleep’–Nicole is an anesthesiologist!

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the underground train November 9, 2023 - 11:28 am

I hate Larsa with a passion. Not many of these housewives can evoke that feeling from me because I know a lot of them are just amping it up from the camera. But Larsa is a true ignoramus that just disgusts me to no end. She needs to be canceled

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Elizabeth November 9, 2023 - 1:27 pm

I totally agree with your comment underground!

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agnusdei07 November 9, 2023 - 1:35 pm

100% agree

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L G November 9, 2023 - 3:20 pm

Indeed. Larsa is up there among the worst HWs of all time. Her ridiculous behaviour is not even entertaining.

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the underground train November 9, 2023 - 11:31 am

Larsa is so dismissive and stuck up and ignorant! I don’t understand how she has any friends. Guerdy is better off without her friendship and support

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L G November 9, 2023 - 3:18 pm

Fantastic article and funny as hell. Elizabeth, you have both Larsa and Alexia pegged perfectly.

Damn, is Larsa ever anxious to get a ring. Apparently Marcus can’t see through that fake, clingy, desperate woman. Either that or he is leading her on.

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Elizabeth November 9, 2023 - 3:32 pm

Glad you enjoyed it LG ????

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Coconuts! November 9, 2023 - 4:38 pm

Thanks for the great recap! Lisa needs to slow her roll with the new guy and spend more time with her little kids. Larsa sucks and is only embarrassing herself (and her kids.) I can’t wait until Alexia gets knocked down a few pegs and ends up sharing an apartment with her loser, abusive, asshole 30 year old son!

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Elizabeth November 9, 2023 - 7:36 pm

Thank you Coconuts! Larsa is so fame hungry and it comes across as really thirsty. Alexia IMO will never change.

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DanaPam1 November 13, 2023 - 2:08 pm

I love watching this show! I dont care if the casts has some quirks, its not nasty or repetitive. They are pretty too.(most of them)

Also I dont mind Larsa and Michael, who cares, both are adults.

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