Andy is ready to “grill Rhode Island’s most iconic pearls.” The cast quite literally walks the plank to get to the set and prepares for what’s to come on part one of The Real Housewives of Rhode Island…
Rulla went ahead and got her rhinoplasty and lip lift, and Alicia still can’t believe that a “crackah” would take off like that. One of the most organic things about this group is the history among them. Take, for instance, Liz and Alicia. Liz literally remembers when Alicia was born!
But trying to differentiate between the cast members took a minute for most of the viewers. Liz cannot understand what was so hard, and she states that she did not bring a Dolores picture for plastic surgery inspo.
As of today, Rosie is still trying to co-exist with Kelsey. Kelsey has been privy to a lot of information prior to filming and always disliked Rosie’s competitive nature toward her. Their beef did not stem from Rosie not posting after Kelsey cut her hair, but rather from Rosie posting everything for everyone else. Ashley jumps in to say that because Rosie paid Kelsey (and sent a nice text message), Rosie thought the transaction was done.
Kelsey refers to Rosie as a silent killer who instigated her the entire season. The fights escalated, especially when Rosie referred to Kelsey as “slam pig.” Rosie explains that slam pig is a term she learned from one of Alicia’s friends. Apparently, slam pig is “just a word you use when you’re p*ssed off.” Rosie does not really think Kelsey is that, but Kelsey did come after everything in her life.
Rosie is tired of Kelsey taking a moment at her expense, and yes, there IS a siren ordinance in her neighborhood (“I’m surprised you don’t know” – Rulla to Jo-Ellen). Rosie points out that Kelsey does not even have a house, but Kelsey explains that it’s just about the truth. And when it comes to Kelsey’s ex, Rosie reminds us that “the only other coworker he had was a girlfriend in Florida.” Ooph.
Jo-Ellen and Kelsey question if Rosie slept with a coach… which was a hot topic on Reddit from 3 ½ years ago. During that time, the coach was having an affair with a student reporter, according to Rosie. But Jo-Ellen claims there was a cop who pulled the car over with Rosie in it. It turns out this guy was getting a DUI, and Rosie’s name was in the police report.
Rosie continues to deny this and demands to get the police report. There was never a picture, never a video of Rosie in a questionable position with this guy! Jo-Ellen claims she spoke to a few officers who have seen the police report, and Rosie explains Jo-Ellen has not seen it herself because it’s NOT REAL. Liz thinks that Rosie and Kelsey are more alike than they think they are, but Rosie does not care where their future is going.
Liz’s cat has passed away since filming, but she is now a grandmom… excuse me, a GiGi. When it comes to her family, Liz’s going from no kids to three kids really changed her life. There was a time when she was going to have her own kids with Jerry, but the time never came. Rulla explains that just because she did not carry Jerry’s kids, it does not make Liz any less of a mother.
But Rulla does like to stir the pot. She repeats the line, “When the cat’s away the mice shall play,” insinuating that Liz cheated on her husband. Rulla sure has a lot to say about Liz’s marriage. She knows Liz tried to fill her time with other things and other support systems. Rulla claims she does not know of anything definitively, and Liz demands to talk about what Rulla is hinting at.
Rulla has seen Liz hanging out with other people having a good time, but Liz jumps in to say there was a time she was separated from Jerry and went to Block Island. She admits to meeting up with someone she hasn’t seen in 30 years, but the next day Jerry got a 6 a.m. phone call from Rulla and Brian. Liz’s goal was for Jerry to find out she was with someone else (just not this way), but Rulla swears that this is a blatant lie.
Rulla says that people have seen other things about Liz, and Rulla points out that Jerry has allegedly done his thing when they’ve had issues. It seems like this infidelity in Liz’s marriage is not an isolated incident, according to Rulla.
Regarding the “ongoing” comment Kelsey made to Liz, it seemed harmful and embarrassing to Liz because Kelsey knew of the accusations. Despite Liz’s tough exterior, Alicia knows that Liz has “been through a lot.” She’s not one to mess with, and Ashley refers to Liz as “an intimidating figure.” Liz admits that she does have a bold personality…
At the break, Rulla demands to talk to Jerry because she swears on her life that she did not do anything. Liz swats her away, claiming that Jerry does not even know what day of the week it is. LOL.
Ashley’s cry counter for the season brought her to seven. We learn that Ashley moved to RI in 2021, and the only one she knew previously to the show was Rosie. Because Ashley is close with Rosie, she has never been invited by Kelsey to do anything. Ashley’s loyalty to Rosie shows how special their friendship is, and Ashley becomes emotional talking about how Rosie fits their friendship into her lifestyle. BTW: Audrey’s is doing much better since the show, but its success is making things harder.
As of now, Jo-Ellen’s relationship with her mom is not going great. On top of that, Jo-Ellen was laid off, and she believes that Brian calling her co-worker certainly did not help the situation. Jo-Ellen just decided that work is too much right now, and so, she will be a stay-at-home mom. Rulla butts in, prompting Jo-Ellen to ask, “Why is she still here? She’s in three episodes.”
At the next break, Rulla pulls out Brian’s surgery records for the day the alleged video of him cheating was taken. Jo-Ellen reminds Rulla that Brian is the AI committee, and they go at each other’s throats during the break until they are told to essentially save it for the cameras.
When Liz said Alicia was not homeless, she never meant to demean her feelings, but instead tried to protect her from the backlash of those who would not have taken kindly to it. She apologizes profusely to Alicia, who accepts. Alicia shares that having a crappy father embarrassed her, and she lost control of her emotions when Liz kept at it.
Liz points out that she was not the one who brought it up in the car, and she felt ambushed because Jo-Ellen and Alicia “manufactured” this situation. Alicia wonders why she would tell Liz if it was a setup! Alicia could not breathe in the moment, and she denies that she ever told Liz she was going to bring up that touchy topic.
Jo-Ellen was surprised at how quickly the situation escalated and how long it continued. According to Liz, Jo-Ellen knew this was coming beforehand. Liz refuses to let Jo-Ellen win and does not trust anything that Jo-Ellen says. Jo-Ellen claims she was trying to make it better by putting her hand on Liz. In fact, Jo-Ellen was desperately trying to protect Liz from looking crazy.
Andy makes them break for lunch. Jo-Ellen believes that Liz has feelings of paranoia, whereas Liz feels ambushed. Jo-Ellen is sick of Rulla interjecting, but once the guys enter the set, it’s really gonna shake things up.
After the break, Liz explains that she was mad at Jo-Ellen for setting her up to discuss the conversation. However, Jo-Ellen was not the one who flipped out on Alicia in the car. Alicia wonders what is wrong with Liz and demands that she wake up. Alicia calls this a stupid conversation, and if it was a setup, it would have been a lot better than that.
Liz calls herself “tactile defensive,” but explains that she pushed her and pulled her hair because she just wanted Jo-Ellen away from her. Jo-Ellen calls Liz a not-nice person, but Liz wonders if it’s normal behavior to have “your devil hands” on someone for three hours.
Liz wonders where this narrative came from that she was ever best friends with Jo-Ellen. Liz calls Jo-Ellen a “dangerous motherf*cker” and says she “embodies something that” her soul rejects, despite celebrating Mother’s Day with her.
According to some of the cast, Jo-Ellen, Liz, and Kelsey have a Cranston clique. Alicia became known as the flip-flopper, and Rosie shares that there is some blind loyalty among the women. At the mansion, Kelsey pointing out that Rosie was being “honest for the first time” was a little shady. Alicia explains that the ladies were trying to sniff Alicia out. Liz admits that sometimes they talked sh*t about Rosie, proving that Rosie has good reason to be sus of the ladies.
On top of that, Jo-Ellen went ahead and mocked Rosie’s “road trippin” videos with her own version of the segment. Rulla can’t seem to help herself and continues to throw little jabs into the conversation, calling Jo-Ellen a slut who sleeps with doctors. Rulla says, “I don’t know what’s bigger — your mouth or what’s between your legs.” She refers to Jo-Ellen as a wh*re, but Jo-Ellen does not skip a beat, bringing the infidelity spotlight right back onto Rulla’s husband. Will these two ever figure out how to merely co-exist a la Rosie and Kelsey?
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