A birthday trip to Austin takes a sharp turn on this episode of The Real Housewives of Dallas. An unfinished fight between two old friends spirals out of control, leaving the women in the midst of something pretty intense.
It’s almost time for Austin, and all of the women are beginning to pack for the adventure. Kameron and her size 11 shoes are packing for the long haul, particularly because there will be LOTS of themes to pack for. Kam reminds Kary, “We have to be like rock stars. We are going to be on a tour bus,” which requires the perfect “rock star” outfits, whatever that means.
LOL to Tiffany’s husband pretending to be amazed by her Dior luggage. At least he continues to listen as Tiffany shares her woes about the meeting she set up with her supervisor upon her return from Austin. Luckily, Tiffany made an Excel spreadsheet for her packing purposes…
Tiffany calls D’Andra to discuss her flop of a pizza party. D’Andra explains that many of the women believe the party was just a chance for Tiffany to brag. D’Andra hopes by letting Tiffany know the deal, she can be prepared before hopping on the tour bus to Austin tomorrow. Tiffany fears that her hopes of becoming part of the “girl gang” have gone right down her Toto toilets.
D’Andra worries about being around Kary on this trip, particularly because the ladies have been beefing. Her husband, Jeremy, does a fabulous job of talking some sense into D’Andra, but it’s hard to imagine Kary and D’Andra making up in Austin.
The day has come and so has the tour bus. This thing is next level and it’s about to be inhabited by some pretty immature ladies who brought along a blowup doll named Captain Dick. Of course, “Captain Dick is inspired like Captain Brandi.” Why oh why must they continue to do things like this?
It kills me that this Austin trip is a continuation of Kary’s 50th birthday. How many parties can one woman have? The tequila starts flowing and even Tiffany is pushing herself out of her comfort zone. You know, like still being careful and wearing her face shield BUT drinking out of the shared tequila bottle. Omg, D’Andra chatting about her tour bus “tours.” Talk about a groupie…
I am cracking up that this bus cannot make it down the driveway of the estate. These women, their bags, and their 12-inch heels have to trek half a mile to the property. They are acting like they must walk uphill, in the snow, but when they get to the estate, they are thrilled with the new digs.
Kary makes an awkward toast about trying to get to know Tiffany and not seem like a bully toward her. She apologizes, and she promises that if Tiffany feels offended by her she should come talk to her right away. D’Andra is upset by this toast as she is STILL waiting for Kary’s apology to HER.
As the women get ready for dinner, Tiffany realizes D’Andra is upset over Kary and her speech. D’Andra is annoyed that there is a wedge in their friendship and Kary is not trying to make things better. The problem is, Kary and Kam are overhearing D’Andra’s complaints (aka spying). They linger in the hallway as D’Andra goes on and on about Kary and her sh*tty friendship. Tiffany tries to calm D’Andra down, but D’Andra insists the problems between her and Kary have reached a bullying level.
Of course, Kary and Kam go to Stephanie and Brandi’s room. They fill the girls in on all the sh*t D’Andra was talking (but if D’Andra’s friendship meant as much to Kary as she claims it does, WHY is Kary running to talk to all of the other women, but not D’Andra…). Birthday girl Kary starts the waterworks and Brandi recommends Kary let D’Andra know what she overheard.
Hopefully, Western Night does not get ruined by the elephant in the room. You can tell Kary is fuming internally as they play a quick game of “chicken sh*t bingo.” Before they move onto the dinner, Kary decides to make yet another toast. I am cringing as Kary talks about how she only wants to be surrounded by love and true friends. It’s essentially a total dig to D’Andra. So much for waiting to address the issues until dessert, Kary.
Kary lets D’Andra know if she doesn’t want to be there and would rather talk behind her back, then she can go home. When D’Andra claims Kary can be sometimes “very bullying” to her, the women jump right on her. D’Andra yells for Kary to stop nitpicking and Kary lets her know that she overheard what D’Andra said about her earlier. D’Andra screams at Kary, “How the hell am I supposed to know if you’re having problems if you don’t tell me?” The two of them are going back and forth, calling each other liars. Kary just wants D’Andra to be a genuine friend and D’Andra is told if she wants to be a mean girl, she can just go home. So. Off D’Andra goes…
Tiffany runs after her cuz she’s like, please don’t leave me with these crazies. Stephanie begs D’Andra to stay and reminds her that she has been friends with Kary for a long time. D’Andra continues to hold steadfast to her point that Kary owes her an apology and that she wants to go home. Cracking up about Stephanie calling D’Andra’s bluff about leaving because let’s be real — it’ll take her FOREVER to pack up.
When Tiffany makes her way back to the table, she becomes emotional over the fact that her friends are fighting. She compares this fight to watching her parents fight when she was little. Guess the tequila is hitting Tiffany. Kary is not impressed by Tiffany’s tears. She retorts, “You don’t f*cking know me. You can cry all f*cking day. I will never take a step for her. Over my dead body.” Kary is on a stubborn rampage and insists D’Andra beg to talk to her. Kary goes in HARD on Tiffany and it makes you wonder if that speech she made earlier to Tiffany was just a charade…
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To be honest , I’ve never liked d’andra or Kary, they are both a pair of bitches. Kary though is just beyond annoying with constant bitching . Bravo bring back original Kary please.
Agreed. D’Andra can be amusing at times, but there is nothing enjoyable about this Kary with her constant bitching. The original Kary can come back though.
There really is no winner here between them. D’Andra may be delusional and self-centered, but Kary (whom I haven’t minded until this season) is acting as vile and nasty as LeeAnne last season minus the racial commentary.
I actually think Kary is even worse than Leanne’s comments. Kary is just a horrible person.
Kary is pretty bad, but NO ONE is as bad as Leanne. ????
Kary is pretty bad, but NO ONE is as bad as Leanne. ????
Agreed. Kary is dumb AF and D’Andra is well past her expiration date. Always acts like she’s the Queen Bee. Stephanie, Brandi, and that Nicole Kidman wanabee reign!
I love these women demanding apologies.
Kary needs a good kunt punt. She is miserable. Kameron is pathetic and stupid
Thanks for recapping this mess. I won’t have to watch it now.
I think the way Kary has been speaking to Dandra and Tiffany both is very mean. Dorinda got fired for being this way to her cast mates. I hope she realizes alcohol, personal troubles, and blinding anger is not fun or entertaining. I hope she gets help
I am bored with this show officially. Kari and Deandra can’t carry a show or a fight
I miss Leeanne rolling on the floor in a bar.
Or break down crying that the baby elephant Samboo reminded her of herself ????
I don’t throw the word ‘jealous’ around much but I think the ladies are jealous of Tiffany. Her husband is insanely rich (the own the construction company that builds the Mariott etc in Dallas), she’s pretty and she is a doctor who earns close to a million herself. Salty!
Plus he’s the lawyer for the company so I’m sure not only does he get money from being a part of the family and the construction, but I’m sure he gets a pretty penny being a lawyer. Also he seems to listen to what his wife has to say and cares about her feelings. He doesn’t treat her like a trophy wife or just part of the office staff.
Plus he’s the lawyer for the company so I’m sure not only does he get money from being a part of the family and the construction, but I’m sure he gets a pretty penny being a lawyer. Also he seems to listen to what his wife has to say and cares about her feelings. He doesn’t treat her like a trophy wife or just part of the office staff.
Yup, he seems like a pretty mature person to me
Same Blah. In this situation, I see jealousy. Stephanie and Kam doesn’t have as much as Tiffany and her husband. Even though Tiffany’s husband is rich, she’s still working. I respect that.
If she’s such a great and apparently expensive doctor why does she have to ask Her
‘supervisor’ for less work time????????????
Fishy
Because u have to ask the supervisor if u want to go part time no matter what. She’s a anesthesiologist, they make more than surgeons
Her “supervisor” would be the Chief of Anesthesiology. Work changes must be approved at all levels, even for doctors.
Yeah exactly. These are all businesses that operate the same way
I worked on the surgical floor of a hospital and it’s just like any other job where you can’t take a full-time job and turn it into a part-time shift without prior authorization. Can you imagine needing emergency surgery and they suddenly tell you oh, sorry, our Anesthesiologist didn’t want to work today? Supervisors need all shifts covered.
I don’t throw the word ‘jealous’ around much but I think the ladies are jealous of Tiffany. Her husband is insanely rich (the own the construction company that builds the Mariott etc in Dallas), she’s pretty and she is a doctor who earns close to a million herself. Salty!
I unintentionally saw about 10 mins of the pizza party last night. OMG that Kary’s voice. HORRIBLE. She grates on my last nerve. The new one Tiffany seems to be a pain in the ass or did I just get a bad 10 mins of her. I would not be amused at someone putting bugs in my food.
I think she doesn’t know how to have girlfriends and is trying to hard to be funny and liked. If her child her was really like she says, which I believe I’m guessing she didn’t have a lot of time to just be a kid, and have friends. It was more important to do school work and get a degree. Her valley girl voice can be irritating but it seems to me that she’s trying to hard to be liked. Oh and the ladies are 100% jealous of her, and the money her family has and that her husband treats her like an equal.
Perfectly stated!!!!
Tiffany’s vocal fry makes zero sense. I thought she was well educated?
Okay, that explains more about her, thanks. I know 10 minutes of an edited HW show can be tricky! I just can’t take that Kary so I’m skipping it this year.
Having witnessed D’Andra getting a B shot in her arse I’m just glad she wasn’t wearing trouser-less chaps for the Western theme. Remember, Kary is 50 – in case her immature behaviour is confusing anyone……!
Did it not look like she had some injections in it, that is probably why she did not feel the spankings as much as everyone else.
Truthfully Kary did not bother me last season. I think she is now suffering the Sophomore curse. I won’t say she is a bully, but she can be mean spirited. That being said, D’Andra is neck and neck with her.
I have to admit, I was one that was still giving Kary some credit, NOT ANYMORE. OMG this chick is mean!!!! and can someone please explain to me how Kary will be left with nothing if she leaves the marriage and why does she keep saying that when you see the two of them together and it seems good? I am so confused.
I haven’t watched this season but if I remember correctly from last season her hubby’s money is really family money and her name ain’t on shite!
But wouldn’t she still get say alimony? It just seems weird, but I do remember that now that you said that. thanks.
My guess is she wouldn’t get anywhere near the amount of alimony necessary to keep the lifestyle she lives now. Was there a prenup?
Why do I think I heard there was a prenup, but still there has to be some money. Dang this woman is a mess (Kary).
An all around unpleasant woman.
Oh to the writer, good recap but when I turned 50 I celebrated for 50 weeks up to it and 50 weeks after. Stared a music festival in my honor and this year will be the 9 year of Squirrel Stock. Imagine what I am going to do with 60. heheee It starts soon.
Great recap, Julia!
Thanks for letting me know about that “Recommendation” to click on a story. I have been since I found out about it.
Thanks for letting me know about that “Recommendation” to click on a story. I have been since I found out about it.
Can’t stand either of these women, get rid of both
Bully – Gutter rat
Gutter rat – Bully
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I’ve said before that Kary’s ego took a huge boost (unnecessarily) after getting asked back for her second season. She is making that mistake of thinking she is above reproach.
And for getting LA off the show.
She most likely thinks she has power since LeeAnne Locken has been kicked to the curb for insulting her.
She’s on an ego trip
I never thought I would be a cheerleader for D’Andra but I am. kary is taking after Dorinda and wants to be head honcho and not doing a good job. The only good thing about this it that Brandi is not the main idiot anymore. Both Kary and Brandi can just go away already. Hate to say this but Stephanie is becoming a bitch also. “I love Kary”. I call bullshit
I know D’Andra can be irritating but Kary is plain mean. The way she spoke to Tiffany (and her crying was a little much but still) when she was emotional was just awful. Kary holds zero appeal, she is mean, uses her kids for a story line and frankly, the multiple 50th birthday celebrations are way too much. One thing I don’t get is why Stephanie seems to kiss up to her so much?
I’ve been in a situation where two of my coworkers (we are all also good friends) started screaming at each other. I felt sick to my stomach and kind of wanted to cry. I get where Tiffany is coming from, I just don’t act like that.
Why is Stephanie kissing ass so much? That is a good question.
Why is Stephanie so obsessed with poop?
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Wow, only 19 comments. This show is not getting the ratings Bravo hoped it would. Kary is a horrible person. There was no reason to yell at Tiffany when she tried to help. Noticed when Stephanie said something to Kari she didn’t respond the same. Kam agreeing to her every word shows Kam is a follower!
Interesting the rest of the women think Kary is so great when she shows what little character she has by laying into Tiffany who was just preaching calming down and friendship. I also have no sympathy for Cary and her complaints she has no money, is not on the title to her home etc. How fricking stupid do you have to be to live 20 years without any financial protection after signing a prenup that gives you nothing. I understand loving someone but 20 years and hasn’t done anything to change her situation. If he dumps her she’ll be flippin burgers cause her jewelry is so amateur looking.
I liked Kary last year, but this year . . . she has become a real nasty Biatch !!! I think she is jealous of D’Andra, because she has a loving husband and a great marriage, and a booming Company and has no money problems. While Kary only seems concerned about getting divorced and being left with nothing !!!
I asked this earlier, but is her marriage bad? I have only seen Kary and her husband being OK, not sure why she is so worried about divorce and why would she be broke after 20 years of marriage?
She explained it last year. She met Edwardo when they were each married and had an affair. So I think the ex divorced her without any alimony and Edwardo married her with a prenup where she gets nth. Edwardo also puts evth in the trust so he technically ‘owns’ nth. She whined about this a lot last season
I think she resents him, because she no longer loves him, but can not leave, cause she doesn’t want to be poor, maybe in all those 20 years she tried to figure out a way to get some money from him but the family wont allow it, lasts season she was really nasty about the mother in law.. wish they would show that side of her story
She was a pain last year too…
I HATE Kary!! don’t wanna watch this season because of her. She is vile, nasty, bitchy, aggressive, mean, boring, unwatchable, trashy, rude. I could go on. Done with this show.
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Anyone else notice how much Kary looks like Jeff Spicoli?
Sorry but Kary is nothing but a bully. She is so jealous of the other woman on the show that she needs to bring them down. She needs to go!!!!!
“She’s so dead-set on destroying me as a friend and as a person and the things that she says are really hurtful,” D’Andra explained…But it was all fun and games when Leanne was Carys target. Dee is from Texas. She should know all the sayings about lying with dogs and playing with snakes. I CANNOT stand Cary. Dee is getting what the hell she deserves.