Nothing surprises us any more with this 90 Day Fiance crew. Even more drama this episode–let’s get right into it.
David & Annie:
Over at BBQ night in LA, David and Annie are prepping for a fun time- but, it doesn’t take long for David to get sorority girl wasted. Heavy pour! The gang is all there – creepy friend Chris, his wife, Nikki, and Nikki’s brother Antonio, who very clearly needs his own television show. David makes some slurry speech about how thankful he is for his friend Chris since he opened “his heart, his home” and his wallet*. (*He didn’t really say that part, but we were all thinking it). As the night progresses, I realize that David and Annie really have no intention of leaving Creepy Chris’s house. Did you all get a load of that yard?!
While the crew hangs late-night by the jacuzzi, we get to watch as David’s wheels fall off. Annie becomes more and more uncomfortable as David says more and more uncomfortable things to everyone, up to and including “white people jokes” and others solid comebacks like “your tacos are burning.” David’s drunk, dopey grin ain’t cutting it for Antonio, so he decides to step in Dr. Drew style and really get to the heart of the problem: Annie doesn’t like it when David drinks…so why does he continue to drink? When Nikki, Annie, and Antonio realize there is clearly no getting through to this guy, they head inside, only to be followed in by David. David says a snide remark about Antonio just wanting to f***Chris, and Antonio goes off. Antonio is getting held back by his sister (um, not for nothing Antonio, but you can’t be yelling that you would f*** someone up if your SISTER is holding you back…). Creepy friend Chris takes far too long to swoop in and drag the “ninja turtle penguin batman a** b*tch” (Antonio’s words) outside. Long story short, Annie is upset, but still believes that David can stop drinking.
90 DAY FIANCE’S ANTONIO ACCUSES ANNIE OF STEALING & TWO-TIMING DAVID!
David is having remorse about last night’s debacle and claims that Antonio was the one being disrespectful. Shall we go to the video tape, Dave?! He tries to smooth things over with Annie, who is super angry and rightly so. David claims that he will show Annie he can be a better man, but the thought of laying off the vodka causes him to go silent. David eventually agrees to Annie’s ultimatum about no drinking until the wedding, but I’m not buying it. The duo set out in Hollywood, doing touristy things and the fight from last night is a thing of the past. David and Annie wander into an adult novelty store because that’s what you do in Hollywood, right?! David, the romantic, rounds out the evening with a stroll on the beach with Annie. I am looking forward to what happens when they return back to Chris and Nikki’s house… Read more